lets see what urbandictionary has to say about this "title"
| "WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention. TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!! | ||
For you slow people out there heres a simple explanation:
| A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy. | ||
Hints that signals your **NOT** wifey
- he doesnt answer your calls
- when you ask him why not he says he left his charger somewhere, or his phone died
- its 2 in the morning. . . and you dont know where he is
- the only people you know in his family is, him. (lmao)
- his family doesnt know about you. smh..
- you dont know where he lives lol
- you only hear from him when its 5 in the morning
- you fuck eachother then he leaves
- you cant write a book bout what he likes what he doesnt like what ticks him off what makes him happy his flaws n all.
- u only get blocked calls
- in his phone he has u stored under another name so its not "known" you two talk (lmao)
- your myspace is dedicated towards him but on his the only things including you on his page is his, comments, which are only because of, you. lol
- your number isnt in at least one of his friends phones
- he never proved that he "loves you"
- he doesnt know your number by heart
- no songs remind him of you, in a good way.. not no put it in your mouth. or look back at me. or bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. no.. not a good sign lmao.
- he puts on a front about his other slores
- you only see him every other week
- you cant make him happy not even with pussy lol
- he doesnt like your cooking
- none of his shit is at your house
- you cant figure out what hes doing right now.. not even idea
- out in public you guys dont say shit to eachother except hello or something gay.
- he says he loves you..............after you got done doing something for him
signs you are wifey
- he answers the calls and if he doesnt he calls right back
- when you ask him why he didnt answer the first time he keeps saying sorry sorry
- you usually dont have to call him first because.. hes the one calling you.
- you know who the "wierd" names in his phone are
- someone in the family knows who you are
- hes not afraid to say he loves you not even in front of his friends
- you know things about him that wouldnt be to cool to be out in the open.
- you see him everyday
- the reason why the "slore" "wannab wife" didnt get her called answered was because he told you to press ignore when she called.
- you know about his past bitches
- even if you arent his girl he tells you bout his current bitches.
+ way more that i dont feel like typing
little poughkeepsie birdies are real blind ::::::
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