Friday, July 17, 2009

I.....

I........
will be something in life.
I........
am the reason why your nights are so lonely.
I.......
get my own money and buy the shit you window shop for.
I.......
dont give a fuck if your dead or alive.
I.......
can rap.
I.......
live a happy life and tends to keep positive things around.
I.......
see it, get it, its mine, wave goodbye.
I.......
am your competition.
I.......
am what you want your reflection to be.
I.......
can make you mad without saying a word..jus ma swag das ma word.
I.......
am gassed because I think the line I wrote above this one is jus too hard lol.
I......
am most likely gonna be your childs nurse and I hope they dont grow lumps on their lips because I will laugh.
I......
am the one you depise; do you even know my name?
I.......
dont care about what you have to say
I......
have one question


ARE YOU MAD?!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Goin in on my........ sister. Lmao

So.. Im sitting here chillen noticing how much of a slut my 14 year old sister is. She loves the attention of PENIS. My "nigga" (male) is sleeping in the corner with the big ass bed of mine. and she chooses to lay right.... next... very.... close.. to... him. Yes slut. And its pretty obvious the nigga confronted me saying I think your sister wants to fuck me. As soon as this nigga leaves I'm gonna spaz on her. Dead ass haha. OMg this is so sad the worst part about it is she does the same shit to her mother!! Like damn ma. HOEEEEEEEEEEEE.
hahahaha omg she is really crazzziii. i just cant ima stop writin for now n finish this up later i jus gotta examine dis nasty bitch!

Friday, July 10, 2009

dumb poughkeepsie girls*

man you guys are slow. do any of you know the real definition of a wifey

lets see what urbandictionary has to say about this "title"

"WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention.
TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!!

For you slow people out there heres a simple explanation:


A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

Hints that signals your **NOT** wifey

- he doesnt answer your calls
- when you ask him why not he says he left his charger somewhere, or his phone died
- its 2 in the morning. . . and you dont know where he is
- the only people you know in his family is, him. (lmao)
- his family doesnt know about you. smh..
- you dont know where he lives lol
- you only hear from him when its 5 in the morning
- you fuck eachother then he leaves
- you cant write a book bout what he likes what he doesnt like what ticks him off what makes him happy his flaws n all.
- u only get blocked calls
- in his phone he has u stored under another name so its not "known" you two talk (lmao)
- your myspace is dedicated towards him but on his the only things including you on his page is his, comments, which are only because of, you. lol
- your number isnt in at least one of his friends phones
- he never proved that he "loves you"
- he doesnt know your number by heart
- no songs remind him of you, in a good way.. not no put it in your mouth. or look back at me. or bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. no.. not a good sign lmao.
- he puts on a front about his other slores
- you only see him every other week
- you cant make him happy not even with pussy lol
- he doesnt like your cooking
- none of his shit is at your house
- you cant figure out what hes doing right now.. not even idea
- out in public you guys dont say shit to eachother except hello or something gay.
- he says he loves you..............after you got done doing something for him

signs you are wifey

- he answers the calls and if he doesnt he calls right back
- when you ask him why he didnt answer the first time he keeps saying sorry sorry
- you usually dont have to call him first because.. hes the one calling you.
- you know who the "wierd" names in his phone are
- someone in the family knows who you are
- hes not afraid to say he loves you not even in front of his friends
- you know things about him that wouldnt be to cool to be out in the open.
- you see him everyday
- the reason why the "slore" "wannab wife" didnt get her called answered was because he told you to press ignore when she called.
- you know about his past bitches
- even if you arent his girl he tells you bout his current bitches.

+ way more that i dont feel like typing


little poughkeepsie birdies are real blind ::::::

Friday, July 3, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

OOOOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAH DOESNT IT JUST KILL U WEN A NIGGA TRIES TO PLAY YOU FOR SOMETHING THAT IS NO COMPETITION. LIKE THERE IS NOT ONE THING YOU CAN POINT OUT THAT IS BETTER THAN URSELF. BESIDES SUCKIN DICK CUZ U KNO I DONT DO DATTT. BUT BITCH UR NOT BADDER DEN ME, UR COOTCHIE AINT WETTER DEN MINE...OR TIGHTER, YOU DONT GET MONEY, YOUR NOT FLY, YOUR NOT SEXY, YOU LOOK DIRTY, YOU ARE A FAILURE, YOUR PROLLI SILL GONNA BE IN THE HOOD WEN UR GROWN DOIN DA SAME SHIT, YOU CAN TASTE MY CEREAL BOWL, WAIT U DO SO ALREADY IF U KISSIN DAT NIGGA, + MUCH MORE. YOU WILL NEVER COMPARE TO ME. I AM JUST SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN LOOK AND STARE AND WISH..
I AM NICKI MINAJ TO YOU. (LOL) I AM SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT GO AWAY. IDC IF U HAVE HIM RIGHT NOW BITCH HE WILL BE BACK EVENTUALLY AND EVEN THEN. I DONT WANT HIM THEN HE WILL MISS ALL THE THINGS NAMED ABOVE. BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN CUZ I WILL BY THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT NIGGA WHO CAN BE ABLE TO COP ME SOME PRADAS HAND ME A FEW DOLLAZ. BUT THEN I HAND IT RIGHT BACK SAYIN I CAN PAY FOR DATTT!! HAHAHA I JUST CANT LAMES MAKE ME SICK. SERIOUSLY... seriously...SERIOUSLY.. i know toooooooooo much "inside" shit for you to fuck around with the "outside"
but let the games begin ')

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

are you MAD?!

- are you mad because i dont give a fuck about your life?
- are you mad because i can keep myself happy even when im supposed to be down?
- are you mad because i changed?
- are you mad because im not the same person i used to be?
- are you mad because i get good grades?
- are you mad because im flyer than you?
- are you mad because i can be a big bitch?
- are you mad because i wont let you touch it in miami (fuck)?
- are you mad because someone went "downtown" WITHOUT me giving a "round"? (lol)
- are you mad because im wavy?
- are you mad because im prolli wit yo bitch?
- are you mad because i dont need a man in my life to make me happy?
- are you mad because i can control my sexual needs?
- are you mad because your a slut?
- are you mad because in life your a fuckup?
- are you mad because i can make a lie seem like the truth?
- are you mad because your not real?
- are you mad because to me you dont exist?
- are you mad because i wont give you attention?
- are you mad because i change crews like i transfer schools everyweek?
- are you mad because you dont matter to me?
- are you mad because i have a life?
- are you mad because i dont have plans with you?
- are you mad because you read this whole thing?
- are you mad because your trying to style on me. . .but it doesnt work?
- are you mad because i have no time for love?
- are you mad because you try to make me feel like shit, but it doesnt work?
- are you mad because im chillen with my hommies?
- are you mad because ,today, your not my homie?
- are you mad because i have no feelings (sometimes)?
- are you mad because i will succeed?
- are you mad because you cant stop me?
- are you mad because your words dont matter to me?
- are you mad because i take your life as a joke?
- are you mad because if you aint fuckin with me.. maybe you fuckin p?
- are you mad because you fuck your "brothers?"
- are you mad because niggas know your resume?
- are you mad because i laugh at your stupidity?
- are you mad... period.


because i am definately, NOT

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

slores.

something i find real funny with girls.
you know.. two people going out the girl is "wifey" the boy gets "locked up" she claims shes gonna "hold him down". homegirl has her myspace dedicated towards him. her status changes every 5 minutes saying shes "gonna hold her nigga down" RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 weeks later.. if even.. da same girl is on da next nigga. wtf is that????? you a real ride or die bitch hahaha. have more respect for ya pussy. n den u wonder why wen da nigga come on he on some "fuck u" type shit. da "girl" prolly slept with half his niggas... slutty asses lol. what makes it better is that fucks it up for the girls who wouldnt be sleepin around poughkeepsie.. den bein upset wen niggas know wat dey was doin on da low. this city is only so big lol. its not like ur from the bronx fuckin someone in brooklyn lol. so for all you slores out there..when ur "man" is locked up jus keep it real and say.. o baby im gonna miss you so much but i cant wait to fuck your cuzzin.

... make life easier lol