dumb poughkeepsie girls*

man you guys are slow. do any of you know the real definition of a wifey

lets see what urbandictionary has to say about this "title"

	"WIFEY (why-fee) n - A female entitled to call his phone any time of the day or night, make herself at home at his home, occupy his free time, keep him out of trouble, defend him at all times even when he's not around! (and vice versa), make sure he's happy (because he does the same for her), have all of his attention. TRANSLATION>>> The one that ALL the girls love to HATE!!

For you slow people out there heres a simple explanation:

	A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

Hints that signals your **NOT** wifey

- he doesnt answer your calls
- when you ask him why not he says he left his charger somewhere, or his phone died
- its 2 in the morning. . . and you dont know where he is
- the only people you know in his family is, him. (lmao)
- his family doesnt know about you. smh..
- you dont know where he lives lol
- you only hear from him when its 5 in the morning
- you fuck eachother then he leaves
- you cant write a book bout what he likes what he doesnt like what ticks him off what makes him happy his flaws n all.
- u only get blocked calls
- in his phone he has u stored under another name so its not "known" you two talk (lmao)
- your myspace is dedicated towards him but on his the only things including you on his page is his, comments, which are only because of, you. lol
- your number isnt in at least one of his friends phones
- he never proved that he "loves you"
- he doesnt know your number by heart
- no songs remind him of you, in a good way.. not no put it in your mouth. or look back at me. or bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. no.. not a good sign lmao.
- he puts on a front about his other slores
- you only see him every other week
- you cant make him happy not even with pussy lol
- he doesnt like your cooking
- none of his shit is at your house
- you cant figure out what hes doing right now.. not even idea
- out in public you guys dont say shit to eachother except hello or something gay.
- he says he loves you..............after you got done doing something for him

signs you are wifey

- he answers the calls and if he doesnt he calls right back
- when you ask him why he didnt answer the first time he keeps saying sorry sorry
- you usually dont have to call him first because.. hes the one calling you.
- you know who the "wierd" names in his phone are
- someone in the family knows who you are
- hes not afraid to say he loves you not even in front of his friends
- you know things about him that wouldnt be to cool to be out in the open.
- you see him everyday
- the reason why the "slore" "wannab wife" didnt get her called answered was because he told you to press ignore when she called.
- you know about his past bitches
- even if you arent his girl he tells you bout his current bitches.

+ way more that i dont feel like typing


little poughkeepsie birdies are real blind ::::::

good pussy syndrome

yes. i have it.

lmfao

OOOOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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HAHAHAHAH DOESNT IT JUST KILL U WEN A NIGGA TRIES TO PLAY YOU FOR SOMETHING THAT IS NO COMPETITION. LIKE THERE IS NOT ONE THING YOU CAN POINT OUT THAT IS BETTER THAN URSELF. BESIDES SUCKIN DICK CUZ U KNO I DONT DO DATTT. BUT BITCH UR NOT BADDER DEN ME, UR COOTCHIE AINT WETTER DEN MINE...OR TIGHTER, YOU DONT GET MONEY, YOUR NOT FLY, YOUR NOT SEXY, YOU LOOK DIRTY, YOU ARE A FAILURE, YOUR PROLLI SILL GONNA BE IN THE HOOD WEN UR GROWN DOIN DA SAME SHIT, YOU CAN TASTE MY CEREAL BOWL, WAIT U DO SO ALREADY IF U KISSIN DAT NIGGA, + MUCH MORE. YOU WILL NEVER COMPARE TO ME. I AM JUST SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN LOOK AND STARE AND WISH..
I AM NICKI MINAJ TO YOU. (LOL) I AM SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT GO AWAY. IDC IF U HAVE HIM RIGHT NOW BITCH HE WILL BE BACK EVENTUALLY AND EVEN THEN. I DONT WANT HIM THEN HE WILL MISS ALL THE THINGS NAMED ABOVE. BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN CUZ I WILL BY THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT NIGGA WHO CAN BE ABLE TO COP ME SOME PRADAS HAND ME A FEW DOLLAZ. BUT THEN I HAND IT RIGHT BACK SAYIN I CAN PAY FOR DATTT!! HAHAHA I JUST CANT LAMES MAKE ME SICK. SERIOUSLY... seriously...SERIOUSLY.. i know toooooooooo much "inside" shit for you to fuck around with the "outside"
but let the games begin ')

are you MAD?!

- are you mad because i dont give a fuck about your life?
- are you mad because i can keep myself happy even when im supposed to be down?
- are you mad because i changed?
- are you mad because im not the same person i used to be?
- are you mad because i get good grades?
- are you mad because im flyer than you?
- are you mad because i can be a big bitch?
- are you mad because i wont let you touch it in miami (fuck)?
- are you mad because someone went "downtown" WITHOUT me giving a "round"? (lol)
- are you mad because im wavy?
- are you mad because im prolli wit yo bitch?
- are you mad because i dont need a man in my life to make me happy?
- are you mad because i can control my sexual needs?
- are you mad because your a slut?
- are you mad because in life your a fuckup?
- are you mad because i can make a lie seem like the truth?
- are you mad because your not real?
- are you mad because to me you dont exist?
- are you mad because i wont give you attention?
- are you mad because i change crews like i transfer schools everyweek?
- are you mad because you dont matter to me?
- are you mad because i have a life?
- are you mad because i dont have plans with you?
- are you mad because you read this whole thing?
- are you mad because your trying to style on me. . .but it doesnt work?
- are you mad because i have no time for love?
- are you mad because you try to make me feel like shit, but it doesnt work?
- are you mad because im chillen with my hommies?
- are you mad because ,today, your not my homie?
- are you mad because i have no feelings (sometimes)?
- are you mad because i will succeed?
- are you mad because you cant stop me?
- are you mad because your words dont matter to me?
- are you mad because i take your life as a joke?
- are you mad because if you aint fuckin with me.. maybe you fuckin p?
- are you mad because you fuck your "brothers?"
- are you mad because niggas know your resume?
- are you mad because i laugh at your stupidity?
- are you mad... period.


because i am definately, NOT

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slores.

something i find real funny with girls.
you know.. two people going out the girl is "wifey" the boy gets "locked up" she claims shes gonna "hold him down". homegirl has her myspace dedicated towards him. her status changes every 5 minutes saying shes "gonna hold her nigga down" RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 weeks later.. if even.. da same girl is on da next nigga. wtf is that????? you a real ride or die bitch hahaha. have more respect for ya pussy. n den u wonder why wen da nigga come on he on some "fuck u" type shit. da "girl" prolly slept with half his niggas... slutty asses lol. what makes it better is that fucks it up for the girls who wouldnt be sleepin around poughkeepsie.. den bein upset wen niggas know wat dey was doin on da low. this city is only so big lol. its not like ur from the bronx fuckin someone in brooklyn lol. so for all you slores out there..when ur "man" is locked up jus keep it real and say.. o baby im gonna miss you so much but i cant wait to fuck your cuzzin.

... make life easier lol

Boys with no heads.. except their penis.

This is a real fucked up world. I dont understand the mentality of niggas. Ima jus blame it on Lil Wayne lol. Matter fact no, im not gonna blame it on him he jus put it out there in the open. I want to understand why... niggas feel like they have to fuck every female with a vagina. Does that give you cool points? No. Especially niggas with big names.. lol.. or should I say people that's known. Niggas do not care. Honestly they are SLUTS but no, there boys they don't get placed n that category. Who said it was okay for a boy to talk to one girl... then he friend.. then best friend.. then other friend???? That makes no sense. That really shows that you don't give a fuck about shit. Honestly, what did your "MOTHER" teacher you?!?! How would you feel if your mom came home crying you ask why and she says your "DAD" or "BOYFRIEND" cheated on her with her best friend??????? You would want to beat the shit out of the nigga right? I really wonder what your mom would have to say if she hears about how live. You would break her heart if she knew that you treated females like shit. Or maybe that's the reason why boys do shit like that. Their mother never taught em how to treat a lady. Do you really have to talk to a whole group of girls? Why? One bitch out da whole group most likely has an std. You don't even think about that. You jus fuck her. Most likely you fuck her raw. nasty.. nasty... now your in big shit. Most likely you dont even know because the next day you call her friend so you can fuck her! Now her friend has it. I don't know what people problems are. I know.. That I would.. never fuck wit a nigga my friend has been with.. especially if I "know" that dey loved him or had real strong feelings for him. Das not my style. It is very disgusting. I would never put myself out there like that. The worst part about it is the niggas really don't care. The 2 friends can be walking together and the guy would smile at not one.. but both of them. Or maybe one of them.. knowing that he jus got off the phone with the other one five minutes ago. lol. That shit is rediculous. Niggas really need to step their game up. It is really notttt cute. You cant justify yourself out that type of situation. Your a hoe... das pretty much what you are. But then again your a guy, your jus doing what's cool. You don't think about who's feelings you hurt. Or how bad you hurt them. Hearing that another nigga tried to get with your friend is one of the worst things a girl could hear. ESPECIALLYYY when the girl actually goes for it.. lets him holla. Dat shit is not wavy. I will karate chop a bitch head off for doing some shit like that to me. But whose to blame in that situation? Your friend or the nigga? The friend. Don't blame the nigga cuz he don't give a shit about you, prolly will never give a shit about you, or maybe never gave a shit about you to begin with. That is one reason why I could never see myself in a relationship. Lol. I don't know what guys motives are when they do shit like that. There are plenty of females in this world if your gonna cheat do it with someone da girl never even seen before. Duh lol.

Okay goodbye

girls girls girls

THE ONE WHO DOESNT CARE

SHES MOST LIKELY THE TYPE OF PERSON KANYE WROTE HEARTLESS FOR. SHE DOESNT CARE FOR OTHERS FEELINGS. YOU CAN KEEP IT REAL WIT HER, TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER. IF SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN YOU, YOU WILL KNOW IT.

THEN THERES THE .. HOE..

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES. ITS NOT A SECRET. MOST LIKELY SHE DID HALF OF YOUR TOWN. SHE DOES RELATIVES OF THE BOY N ALL DAT. EVERY HAS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER.... A PENIS IS NOT LIMITED TO WHATS BEEN IN. HAHA. IF YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS WOMAN, DONT BRING HER AROUND YOUR FRIENDS. ESPECIALLY IF SHES WILLING TO TRY SOMETHING "NEW". TO HER.. YOUR FRIENDS ARE "REALLLL NEWW"

THEN THERES THE..PERSON THAT DOES ACTS OF BEING A HOE.. BUT IS NOT, BUT REALLY IS.

SHES THE NICE GIRL BLA, REAL COOL. LOST HER VIRGINITY NOT TOO LONG AGO BUT YET FUCKED MORE THEN 2 PEOPLE IN LESS THAN A YEAR. FUCKS FRIENDS OF OTHER FUCK BUDDIES. COMPLAINS AND COMPLAINS BOUT HOW EVERYONE DOESNT STAY WITH HER. FUCKS NIGGAS THAT HAS KNOWN WIFEYS EXPECTING HIM TO STAY WITH HER. COUPLE WEEKS LATER YOUR NUTTIN BUT A LATE NIGHT CALL. SHES THE ONE THAT IF SHES YOUR WIFEY AND YOU END UP DOING TIME.. YOU'LL COME HOME WISHIN YOU NEVA LAID HANDS ON SHAWTY CUZ SHES NOTTT HOLDIN YOU DOWN AT ALL. SHE TELLS EVERYONE HER BUSINESS. GETS MAD WHEN PEOPLE CALLS HER A HOE. DOESNT THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DOES CUZ IF SHE DID, SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY DEY CALL HER DAT. SHES THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO NEEDS A REALITY CHECK WHICH WILL HAPPEN SOONER THAN SHE KNOWS

THEN THERES THE GOOD GIRL

YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT HER IN A NASTY WAY OR BAD WAY. SHES JUST AROUND. GOT LOOKS THAT MAKE NIGGAS WANNA TAKE HER DOWN. BUT SHES NOT EASY. SHE'LL FRONT OD. IF YOUR NOT WHAT SHES LOOKING FOR SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. SHE JUST WANTS TO DO HER WORK. LIVE LIFE AND PARTY. SHE KNOWS HER LIMITS. SHE WONT GO OUT DOING EVERYTHING IN THE BOOK BECAUSE SHE RESPECTS HER PARENTS.

THEN THERES THE INDEPENDENT LADY

LIKE JAMIE SAID.. SHE GOT HER OWN.. YOU AINT GOTTA WORRY BOUT HER CALLIN ASKIN FOR A COUPLE DOLLARS. DAS WAT WILL HURT HER MOST. SHE HATES ASKIN FOR ANYTHING. ASKING FOR SOMETHING IS THE LAST RESORT. SHE'LL TRY TO FIND ANY OTHER WAY TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS BEFORE SHES "ASKS" IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE MALL WITH HER YOUR MOST LIKELY JUS CHILLEN.. SHE GOT IT, SHE'LL PAY FOR HER OWN SHIT. BUT DONT GET HER WRONG SHE DONT MIND SOME GIFTS HER AND THERE. ITS JUST NOT NEEDED ALL THE TIME. SHE DOESNT NEED A MAN. SHES FOCUSED SHE DOESNT NEED ANY DISTRACTIONS.

THEN THERES THE ONE THAT NEEDS LOVE

SHE CAN NEVER BE SINGLE. SHES STRESSED DEPRESSED. DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE'LL DO IN LIFE IF SHE DIDNT HAVE SOMEONE TO CALL HER MAN. HER PRIORITIES AINT RIGHT. MOST LIKELY HAD A ROUGH CHILDHOOD. SHE WONT BE HAPPY UNLESS SHE HAS A MAN. SHES PROBALLY THE GIRL ON MYSPACE WHO WHEN SHE GETS A MAN HER STATUS WILL BE "IM IN LOVE" AND THEY ONLY BEEN GOIN OUT FOR 2 DAYS. DAS NOT WAVY AT ALL HAHA. SHES THE OPPOSITE OF INDEPENDENT, SHES MORE DEPENDENT. SHELL GO TO A PARTY NOT TO DANCE BUT TO LOOK AT MEN. HOPE ONE "HOLLAS" SO SHE WONT HAVE TO FEEL ALONE

THEN THERES THE FREAK ON THE LOW
.......THATS SELF EXPLANITORY

THEN THERS THE WIFEY TYPE//CLASSY//N ALL DAT

YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT HER DOING THE DO WITH ANYONE. SHE AINT THE TYPE YOU'LL FIND CREEPIN. IF SHES LOVES YOU SHE REALLY DOES. SHE WONT TREAT YOU WRONG. AFTER HEARIN YOU FUCKED ANOTHER BITCH SHES NOT THE TYPE TO GO FUCK YOUR NIGGA CUZ SHE WANTS TO GET YOU BACK. SHES TO CLASSY FOR THAT. SHE PITTYS FEMALES THAT DO SUCH THINGS. SHE COOKS SHE CLEANS. SHE HATES SEEING A DIRTY HOUSE.